| Just 'cause you read it once a week, doesn't mean you're not a donkey every day |
| The Daily Donkey ------------------ December 2nd, 2008 --------------- |
| The Internet Newsletter for the Mongrel Social Club |


| -------------------- Bring a new player and receive $100 in chips! --------------------- No Limit Schedule Thursdays 1-3 No Limit @ 8:00 P.M. Saturdays 1-3 No Limit @ 6:00 P.M. --------------------------- Bring a new player and receive $100 in chips! |
| Fashions of the Green Baize (How to dress like a donkey) New York - We all know how useful a good, donkey-esque image can be at the table. There are 3 basic looks at the poker table: The "I have too much money for my own good" look, The "I want to be on ESPN look" and the "This is my first time playing look". Personally, I prefer #3. |
| Economic Calamity Game Tuesday, December 2nd, 8 PM 1-2 No Limit at The Mongrel Minimum Buy In: $40 We're all on a budget and I know that sometimes you want to get out of the house, drink a beer, do something but you don't always want to put $500 on the table. I feel the same way sometimes so . . .. . . .. . .Let's play a little smaller on Tuesdays. The Mongrel, which is normally the lowest rake in Houston already, will cut the rake to $5 maximum. |

| The Best Thing About Being A Donkey Is That When You Lose, It's Expected, But When You Win, You're A Genius. |

