Just 'cause you read it once a week, doesn't mean you're not a donkey every day
The Daily Donkey
------------------  December 2nd, 2008   ---------------      
The Internet Newsletter for the Mongrel Social Club
Suggestions                 Issues
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Bring a new
player and
receive $100
in chips!
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No Limit
Schedule

Thursdays
1-3 No Limit
@ 8:00 P.M.

Saturdays
1-3 No Limit
@ 6:00 P.M.
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Bring a new
player and
receive $100
in chips!
Fashions of the Green Baize (How to dress like a donkey)
       New York -  We all know how useful a good, donkey-esque image can be at the
table.  There are 3 basic looks at the poker table: The "I have too much money for
my own good" look, The "I want to be on ESPN look" and the "This is my first time
playing look".  Personally, I prefer #3.
             Economic Calamity Game
                              Tuesday, December 2nd, 8 PM
                                 1-2 No Limit at The Mongrel
                                     Minimum Buy In:
$40
We're all on a budget and I know that sometimes you want to get out of the
house, drink a beer, do something but you don't always want to put $500 on
the table.  I feel the same way sometimes so . . .. . . .. . .Let's play a little
smaller on Tuesdays.  The Mongrel, which is normally the lowest rake in
Houston already, will cut the rake to $5 maximum.
The Best Thing About Being A Donkey
            Is That When You Lose, It's Expected,
                          But When You Win, You're A Genius.