bkbecca
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Location: Payette, ID
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 Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: Groaners....... |
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Be forewarned..... these really live up to the subject title..... 
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception
was excellent.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've
lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Sorry we don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under
his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the
road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of
Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual... "
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy
says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this
morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids
were nothing to look at either.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for
him?"
"Well," says the vet," let's have a look at him." So
he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
but I couldn't find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a
mussel. .
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when
they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that
you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar
tender here?"
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